Waiter;Would you like to have something to drink before you decide on the main course?
Mr Robinson: It's our anniversary so we want a bottle of the finest wine and also some chocolate cake.
Waiter:Certainly. Anything else?
Mr Robinson: What about you, children?
Bobby: Dad, can I drink some beer? Like you do when you watch football games?
Mr Robinson: Absolutely not! You can have sparkling water.